January 2011
December 2010
That awkward moment when you realize that the most...
elishadawn88:
-johnnybravo:
More like shitty moment.
yeah like freakin’ OHIO! *cough*alexis*cough* :)
Do I dare use craigslist to sell a few things? I...
so when boys say, "Justins gay"..
foolwithdreamsx:
mynextvictim:
ohshizzbieber:
theres me, and im like,
seriously?!
listen foool,
he sings about girls.
he talks about girls.
he has girls in his videos.
he has kissed girls.
he loves beyonce?!
and can you sing?
can you even get a girl?
do you have a most viewed video on youtube?
have you even kissed a girl?
er, probably not.
nuff said.
So did Ricky...
Ew, just got a FB friend request from this bitch I...
kanye-west-doth-teached-me:
FUCK NO YOU AIN’T MY FRIEND YOU GROTTY BITCH.
LMFAO WTF FOR REAL?!! Jesus fucking christ. I’m sorry, that is just a funny fucking mental image. SHIT.
kanye-west-doth-teached-me:
methaneskyes-:
kanye-west-doth-teached-me replied to your post: Fact:
DON’T MAKE ME POST ONE
Bitch, no one wants to see this mug. I don’t think I am ugly, but I am NOT photogenic by any means hahaha
Oh you party pooper!
I posted one for you, love. Probably chose the ugliest one too lmao
kanye-west-doth-teached-me replied to your post: Fact:
DON’T MAKE ME POST ONE
Bitch, no one wants to see this mug. I don’t think I am ugly, but I am NOT photogenic by any means hahaha
Fact:
I am not brave enough to post a photo of myself hahaha
Reblog if you want your followers to ask you...
I give each and every one of you permission to...
In 4 months I’ve spent $800 on a online game. That. Is. Ludicrous. NO MORE.
votedmostlikely asked: It's Sad we have the same theme and I forgot where the ask button was....
But yes, ALWAYS FUCKING ALONE. FOREVER AND EVER.
I wanted to play Xbox, but I was like... "I need to go to bed." And now I realize people are on tumblr and might not go to bed and may just sit here and watch Highway anyway. LOL.
But yes, ALWAYS FUCKING ALONE. FOREVER AND EVER.
I wanted to play Xbox, but I was like... "I need to go to bed." And now I realize people are on tumblr and might not go to bed and may just sit here and watch Highway anyway. LOL.
votedmostlikely asked: It's Sad we have the same theme and I forgot where the ask button was....
But yes, ALWAYS FUCKING ALONE. FOREVER AND EVER.
I wanted to play Xbox, but I was like... "I need to go to bed." And now I realize people are on tumblr and might not go to bed and may just sit here and watch Highway anyway. LOL.
But yes, ALWAYS FUCKING ALONE. FOREVER AND EVER.
I wanted to play Xbox, but I was like... "I need to go to bed." And now I realize people are on tumblr and might not go to bed and may just sit here and watch Highway anyway. LOL.
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kanye-west-doth-teached-me replied to your post: Went to let my dog out
What the hell? Did you find out who it was?
Honestly, I’m pretty sure it was a deer. I came inside, typed that, and realized a person wouldn’t sit in the bushes. That’s what I’m hoping for at least. There have been a couple of robberies in the general vicinity of the neighborhood, but it seems...
okay okay
it was probably a deer. but that isn’t the fucking point. the point is that great danes are useless fucking guard dogs.
Went to let my dog out
And there’s somebody (very obviously a person) in the old mans backyard next door trying to be quiet and all up in the bushes. Of course I freaked the fuck out and yelled at Rocco to get in. What does he do? Hear whoever is in the shrubbery and runs over to the area to sniff.
Like WTF Rocco?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. There could be a rapist in my backyard and his big dumb self is running...
when you're in a rough mosh pit
affectuous:
and some girl screams,
“CAN WE STOP PUSHING PLEASE, LIKE FUCK”
and everyone’s like,
you think you know me. →
You Think You Know Me ? (Bold apply) I am a morning person. I am a perfectionist. I am an only child. I am Catholic. I am currently in my PJs. I am currently pregnant. I am currently suffering from a broken heart. I am left handed. I am married. I am addicted to MySpace. Twitter. TUMBLR. Facebook. I’m shy around the opposite sex. I bite my nails. I currently regret something I have done....
I for real just let out an evil laugh when my photoshop download worked without telling me my serial was invalid.
what does that say about me?!
That awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
tapesorcds:
Lost a follower
But I have no fucking idea who it was. HATE THAT. Not the loosing a follower part, but the part that they were so unimportant you can’t figure out who it was.
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kanye-west-doth-teached-me replied to your post: Describe the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done in bed?
Fucking Hurricane man. Love bondage and asphyxiation, but yeah. Hurricane took the edge off that with all the kiddies wanting it now.
I definitely *enjoyed*…
Eh it’s gotten to the...
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kanye-west-doth-teached-me replied to your post: Describe the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done in bed?
Fucking Hurricane man. Love bondage and asphyxiation, but yeah. Hurricane took the edge off that with all the kiddies wanting it now.
I definitely *enjoyed*…
Eh it’s gotten to the point to where I have a literal panic attack and I...
The awkward moment when you realise someone on the...
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methaneskyes- replied to your post: how many men have you been with
Let’s be honesty here, that was from me. I felt like being douchey and giving you an anon because I’m pretty you were the anon in my box. SUP GURRLLLL.
It’s official.
You know me waaaaaaaaaay to fucking well lmfao.
There’s only two people who would leave that in my ask box. The other...
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methaneskyes-:
kanye-west-doth-teached-me replied to your post: Describe the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done in bed?
Fucking Hurricane man. Love bondage and asphyxiation, but yeah. Hurricane took the edge off that with all the kiddies wanting it now.
I definitely *enjoyed*…
Eh it’s gotten to the point to where I have a literal panic attack and I hyperventilate and borderline...
kanye-west-doth-teached-me replied to your post: Describe the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done in bed?
Fucking Hurricane man. Love bondage and asphyxiation, but yeah. Hurricane took the edge off that with all the kiddies wanting it now.
I definitely *enjoyed* it, but I’m such a pussy when it comes to something possibly happening to me lmao. Like seriously, if I think about dying right...
Anonymous asked: Describe the kinkiest thing you've ever done in bed?
Anonymous asked: Describe the kinkiest thing you've ever done in bed?
TMI Tuesday guys.
kanye-west-doth-teached-me:
Hit me.
Whyyyyyy not.
So aggravated right now. Stayed up screencaping so I could make something, remembered I uninstalled photoshop because the crack was fucked up. So I used GIMP. Let me tell you, GIMP is the biggest piece of shit in the world and the most un-user friendly program in the world it isn’t even funny.
I have about 5-6 photoshop torrents downloading right now and if one of them doesn’t...
The theme song to my life hahahaha only one person...
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